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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 02:16

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How can you determine which type of underwear to wear with different styles of clothing, such as dresses?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?